I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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