Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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