So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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