I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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