The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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