nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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