her vagine was all disorganized.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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