Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
