Having a random hookup so left but love u
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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