Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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