were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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