I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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