She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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