I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
nutella sex= disaster
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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