To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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