I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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