Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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