Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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