I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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