Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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