You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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