is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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