Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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