I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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