yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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