No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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