He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
When are your genitals available?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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