I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
