**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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