Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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