honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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