It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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