we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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