Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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