im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The adults are the big ones right?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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