i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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