We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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