This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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