Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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