no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You were trust falling into bushes
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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