It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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