Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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