I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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