Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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