He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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