the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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