Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I believe in your delicious
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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