Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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