so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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