soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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