Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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