Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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