Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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