Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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